I need a lion dancer for...

I got one of the more interesting messages this morning, somebody asking for a Dragon Dancer for a local assisted living residence.

I handled it in a very professional manner and it was my good deed of the day. I was polite and mentioned I only sell books, but here were some phone numbers that should help. I did a quick google to find some local Chinese Martial Art places that should be able to help them out.

Lion Dancers are usually done by Martial Artists, so if you do a search on Kung Fu or see Wushu they should be able to help out.